This is a re-do of one of my old posts! Enjoy! Wanna read the old post? Click here!
Also, this post is going to be a tiny bit weird, since I want to add a little “skit”… enjoy!
*NEW YORK, JANUARY 6, 2020*
AND HE SOARS THROUGH THE SKY! HE’S GOING OFFENSE… AND HE DID IT!”
NOW WE’LL CUT TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK, FOLKS! TOON BACK NEXT TIME FOR THE…
ULTIMATE HERO-MAN 2.0!!!
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Are you lonely?
Do you want some friends?
Are dogs or pets too tiresome for you?
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*bleep*
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*PET ROCK GUIDE CUZ WE DIDN’T ACTUALLY MAIL YOU ANYTHING BESIDES A LONG GUIDE MADE OUT OF TOILET PAPER*
- FIND A ROCK!
Okay, this is really obvious. How are you supposed to make a pet rock without a rock?
Smooth rocks work the best. You can attach googly eyes on them. Best things invented EVER.
You can find smooth rocks on riverbeds and beaches. You’ll mostly find jagged rocks, but once in a while, you’ll find a smooth rock. If you’re lazy, then you can buy painting rocks or rocks from the garden store, but then you’ll have a whole lot of rocks on your hand. But hey, just think of it this way: You’re buying your pet rock a whole family!
2. Your Rock Supplies
You can’t have a lonely pet rock with googly eyes sitting around your room and calling it a “pet”. That’s just sad! We’ll give you some tips on how to craft some rock pet supplies! *ahem* Because we totally didn’t just mail you a manual for $90000000000.99.
First, you’ll need a bed. Even rocks deserve beds, pal.
Taking inspiration from the *original* pet rock toy, (We’re the most original toy you’ll ever come across!) You can make a straw bed. I don’t know where you’re gonna get straw, but putting together a straw nest is fairly easy. I’m not even gonna comment if you can’t make a straw bed. Oops, I already did.
Try cardboard. Depending on the size of your rock, cut out 5 pieces of cardboard in order to glue/tape them together to make a box. Then, find some washcloths, cotton, old towels, or even yarn if you don’t have any of that stuff listed. Cut them accordingly to fit your “box”, and now you have some bedding!
Pillow? No problem. Just clump together a whole bunch of cotton or use a doll pillow.
Blanket? Also no problem. Cut an old washcloth or towel to make a blanket. Or use a doll blanket. Thinking of it, you could use doll EVERYTHING as pet rock supplies. *dun, dun, dunnnnnn!!”
Here are some other quick pet rock craft ideas:
Brush
Find a doll brush or try and make a cardboard comb. Cut out a shape of a mini comb and punch a few holes in it. Tie some string into the holes.
Carrier
Just get a normal box and punch holes in it.
Food
Mini fake foods work.
Overall Generic Supplies
Cardboard works best. If you want to make your items 3D or don’t want to use glue and want to make your items look professional, use clay!
3. Care and Tricks
A pet rock needs virtually no attention. However, what’s the fun in that?! You already can figure out for yourself how to feed and “water” it… nevermind that weird wording, but here’s some guides for other aspects of pet rock care!
Bathing
Prepare a small dish with lukewarm water. Use your brush to scrub your rock. Occasionally run some water onto the rock. Dry it off with a towel afterward.
Education
Start with the ABCs, numbers, and manners. Here are a few “worksheets” I’ve made for your pet rock.
Name:___________ Date:______
ABCs
Directions: Have your pet rock trace over
the letters. Some assistance may be needed.
Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm
Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy
Zz
Name:___________ Date:______
Numbers
Directions: Have your pet rock trace over
the letters. Some assistance may be needed.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
Name:___________ Date:______
Manners: Sorry, Thank you, It’s okay, and You’re welcome
Directions: Read the manners with your
rock. Practice with them. Some assistance
may be needed.
“Sorry”, “Thank you”, “It’s okay” and “You’re welcome”
Sorry is when you do something somebody
doesn’t like.
Thank you is when someone does something
for you.
It’s okay is when the person you’re saying “Sorry” to
accepts your apology.
You’re welcome is when you do something nice for someone
and the person thanks you.
Cody: Sorry that I took your toy.
Alissa: It’s okay.
Bob: Thank you for giving me a present.
Joe: You’re welcome.
Scolding
When your pet rock is acting up, send them to the Zen Garden.
Zen Garden DIY:
You’ll need: Dish, sand, toothpick/mini rake, rocks (optional), nature decorations (optional)
Pour the sand into the dish. Arrange your rocks and nature decorations (optional). Play with the zen garden using your toothpick/mini rake.
The rock can play with the zen garden to calm down.
Tricks
Start with the basic tricks. You should start with “Sit”, “Stand”, and “Rollover”. You may need to assist the rock.
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That’s all, folks! A guide on how to care for your pet rock. Enjoy, and please don’t sue us.
Author’s note: I had way to much fun on this! My favorite part was the worksheets. Don’t judge.
Baiiiii! ♪┏(・o・)┛♪
~A Koi named Skoi ♪┏(・o・)┛♪
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